One tradition of our trips to Texas is dinner at Joe T's, a tourist trap with decent food and margaritas in the Fort Worth stockyards. Here's the Cook families -- that's son Matt in the foreground next to his wife, Joanna, and on the far side is Bart and his wife, Angelina. And yes, we're OUTSIDE. At 9 p.m. Outside, people, in November. And that plate of green on the table? About 2 pounds of damn fine tasting guacamole.